I went to the emergency room for a bad blister on my thumb.
I got it from playing a video game.
I had to wait two hours before I got in.
I was wimpering and complaining about it and they asked me if I was on drugs.
Then they made fun of me, and said I was acting like a baby.
They put some cream and a bandaid on it.
Indignantly, I told them I needed some funny pills, or I wasn't leaving.
They said to just take something like baby-tylenol when I got home.
I went into my angry begging routine and fell on the floor sobbing.
They told me to get out or they would call security.
The bill was $378...Stupid video games.
Reprinted from Oddwally.com