Wednesday, July 27, 2011

I went to the emergency room for a blister on my thumb...

I went to the emergency room for a bad blister on my thumb.

I got it from playing a video game.

I had to wait two hours before I got in.

I was wimpering and complaining about it and they asked me if I was on drugs.

Then they made fun of me, and said I was acting like a baby.

They put some cream and a bandaid on it.

Indignantly, I told them I needed some funny pills, or I wasn't leaving.

They said to just take something like baby-tylenol when I got home.

I went into my angry begging routine and fell on the floor sobbing.

They told me to get out or they would call security.

The bill was $378...Stupid video games.


Reprinted from Oddwally.com