BIG PLANS FOR BARNEY DOODLE TV...by Barney Doodle

Another great idea for this site. I thought hey, I have a site named Barney Doodle TV. Maybe I should have real tv broadcasts on here.

I could have weather or news or funny shows or anything that a real tv station has. Wow what a feeling of power!

I could have variety shows with famous celebrities. It could also have girls in beautiful costumes dancing around the stage. Maybe like a talk show with Vegas girls dancing around my desk. Wow, I'll have to put that in my new favorite fantasies file.

Maybe I'll have a funny dog show. You know, like Mr. Ed the talking horse only with a dog. That would be a riot.

I got the idea from a news story we did at oddwally.com about a guy who had a talking dog named Sparky. Here's a link to the talking dog article.

Anyhow this is just one thing I could have on my TV channel.

Question... Is it a channel if it's just on a webpage? ... I don't know what channel number it would be. Guess I'll have to research it.

So stay tuned folks, I have a lot of exciting things coming up on Barney Doodle TV.

We'll be broadcasting as soon as I get some shows ready.

And as soon as I figure out how to put the shows online.

And as soon as I can get all this stuff together and well.... check back again...hmm ...yes Beyonce love you too...checks in the mail... Mr. Peepers... whoa! I must have dozed off for a second. Sorry.

Getting a little sleepy now. That Eight-hour energy drink is starting to wear off. What were we talking about?

Oh yeh TV show ok bye bye,,,,,,,,, hhgggg zzzzzz

I went to the emergency room for a blister on my thumb...

I went to the emergency room for a bad blister on my thumb.

I got it from playing a video game.

I had to wait two hours before I got in.

I was wimpering and complaining about it and they asked me if I was on drugs.

Then they made fun of me, and said I was acting like a baby.

They put some cream and a bandaid on it.

Indignantly, I told them I needed some funny pills, or I wasn't leaving.

They said to just take something like baby-tylenol when I got home.

I went into my angry begging routine and fell on the floor sobbing.

They told me to get out or they would call security.

The bill was $378...Stupid video games.


Reprinted from Oddwally.com